A comment on this earlier AskLemmy post inspired me to ask this question. I think there’s lots of delicious British food/it really depends on how you cook it, as with any cuisine.

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    Two things definitely stand out for me:

    1. The fish and chips are Awesome - fillets are delicious, and 3x the size of what I get in the States. The fish and chips are hot, crispy outside, tender inside.
    2. Baked goods. Pies, cakes, napoleons, etc are universally fantastic, especially anything made with puff pastry. I got sausage rolls for a pound sixty from under the heat lamps at Tesco that were as good as entrees I’ve had in US restaurants.
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    I love a bunch of things listed but I’m into low effort. My friend did a jacket potato with baked beans, cheese, coleslaw and it was awesome

    Bake the potato, butter it after cutting an X, add cheese then cover with warmed baked beans (if you’re American, find ones not baked with molasses or brown sugar. You want savory not sweet.) top with coleslaw and enjoy a meal in a dish

    Super easy, delicious, the flavors and textures mixed well. Like baked potatoes you can add whatever you want but this was a new combination to me

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      Baked potato fast-food shops popped up all over the country recently. Haven’t gone to one yet because I actually get enough baked potatoes in my diet. I love the combination of cheese, butter, baked beans and potatoes, though.

      This one drew in visitors from other, non neighbouring English counties, when it opened. BBC News Article

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    People are stunned when I tell them our Christmas dinner is a British recipe. Although it is no classical British household recipe, but comes from Jamie Oliver.

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    I had a crack at assembling a pie barm after learning what it was. It was way better than it should have been.

    What is it? A meat pie served on a bread roll (barm is a specific type I believe) with optional brown sauce (HP for example).

    The roll is great for handling reasons and for when the arse falls out of the pie.

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    I don’t have much to add to the actual question asked, I’m generally pro British food done right. I do want to mention that recently I found a British restaurant near my house in the US, and I’ve been watching too much GBBO so I had to get the apple pie, and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever eaten.

    The apple pie was essentially an orb of wonder bread with a few slices of limp apple in the middle, and the whole thing was smothered in custard until soggy. Not one bit of sugar or anything resembling flavor to be found anywhere in the three ingredients. The apples were extremely gritty for some reason, it definitely wasn’t cinnamon.

    I wanted to go full Karen and call the chef out to apologize for this food crime, but I’m not confident enough in my understanding of British food to say that isn’t authentic. If someone had made that on GBBO I’m sure they would have sent them home without even trying the rest of the food. I can imagine Paul going “Why is it so gritty?!”

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      I can’t think of any dough that would end up like wonder bread, you should have gone full Karen. Granny smiths stewed with sugar (and optionally spices) in a short crust case is the right way to do it, though they did get the smothered in custard until soggy bit right.

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      Made with wrong kind of apples and kind of not enough thought into it is what i would say. But also i think you went in expecting american pie (xd) American Apple Pie, that is, which i guess holds togehter better than british apple pies.

      BUT since it’s a restaurant they maybe should have made it a bit better - i’m sure british patrons would also scoff at that because they could just buy one from a supermarket that is functionally the same.

      Your analysis is totally correct, they could have used cinnammon for instance to make it nicer, and i’ll repeat that they either used the wrong type of apples or cooked them wrong entirely.

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        More specifically, I went in hoping for the kind of pie I saw in Great British Bakeoff. Or, at least, a pastry of some sort. I think what I saw was less of an example of British cooking, and more of a chef who actively disdained humanity as a whole.

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    Nothing beats a proper English breakfast

    Also, beef wellington is pretty great if done right.

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      Had beef wellington for the first time recently, and it was way tastier and less gimmicky than I expected. The mushroom mixture does a lot more work than you would expect from pictures.

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      Nothing beats a proper English breakfast

      English Breakfast is a brilliantly balanced meal and it helped me get comfortable with eating a wider range of things (mushrooms, ratatouille, tomatoes) when I was younger. Love it.

      Also, beef wellington is pretty great if done right.

      I’ve never actually had one - always been told it is more effort than it’s worth. Looks good though - one day I’ll have my prize

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            Haha yeah, we just have it from the can because it goes on potatoes and things and means you’ve got half your vegetables sorted for the meal.

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              I buy it canned most of the time too.

              The canned stuff is almost identical to the homemade version anyway as there’s only like 8 ingredients in a ratatouille and 6 of them are always going to be the same vegetables in approximately the same ratios.

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        I’ve never actually had one - always been told it is more effort than it’s worth.

        Beef Wellington isn’t even English, it started as a French dish and was refined and popularized in the US. And yes it’s way too much work to cook.

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          Maybe the French disowned it then. “Too much pastry and too much meat, this meal is practically English!” They seem to like more fancy-shaped pastries in France.

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      OMG

      Having a proper Full English at a farm-stay, on the way down to Cornwall, was a standout lifetime meal.

      The same exact one cooked by the wife for the farmer, to last him all day out in the field. Glor-i-ous.

      Frying the toast slices in the bacon oil was next level.

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    Fish n chips hands down 100% final answer lock it in.

    To anyone whos been to both places can you get “proper” fish n chips the world over? I’ve asked a few americans on xbox a few times and they tell me that its “fish and steak fries” and its basically the same thing, but it doesnt sound like it will be the same.

    Chippy chips are a very specific thing and its incredibly difficult to explain that to someone who hasn’t experienced it and just understands.

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      I lived in the US for a while and never once had proper fish and chips. Even the ‘English themed pubs’ didn’t do it right.

      But there’s some amazing American food and if you’re just looking for British fish and chips while abroad you might as well go on a package holiday.

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        It’s weird, even americans who actually try hard don’t do fish and chips as well as brits who look like they’re barely trying.

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        Its no good to me now, but my dream was to get a big van and go touring other countries selling proper fish n chips. Get a social media presence showcasing peoples reactions and announcing my next stops like a tour.

        If everywhere else already has authentic chippies then its fairly dead already. I don’t know if they do or don’t without doing the traveling that that career was going to provide though.

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      In America, the best approximation we can get to chippy chips are our steak fries. It’s the cut of potato that’s most similar, but there is a whole spectrum of doneness that one is rolling the dice on when ordering steak fries.

      And you’re right. There ain’t nothing like chippy chips. I’m over here chasing a dragon when I should just be buying a plane ticket.

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      Oddly enough, the fast food Greek place here (not a chain) gets the closest to what I had in England.

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    Let’s start with:

    Fish and chips
    Chip butty
    Yorkshire fishcake butty
    Whitebait
    Scottish smoked salmon
    Cromer crabs
    Potted shrimp
    Scallops and Black Pudding
    Sunday Roast (beef, lamb, pork, chicken, vegetarian)
    Beef Wellington
    Full English
    Full Scottish
    Full Welsh
    Ultster Fry
    Deviled kidneys
    Mixed grill
    Gammon, egg and chips
    Steak and Ale pie
    Steak and oyster pie
    Meat and potato pie
    Pork pie
    Chicken and Mushroom pie
    Scotch pie
    Game pie
    Fish pie
    Shepherd’s pie
    Cottage pie
    Steak and kidney pudding
    Lancashire hotpot
    Irish stew
    Cornish pasty
    Scotch egg
    Sausage roll
    Ploughman’s lunch
    Haggis
    Afternooon / Cream / High Tea
    And of course the full range of BIR curries: Chicken Tikka Masala; Madras; Jalfrezi; Vindaloo; Korma; Pathia; and Balti
    And a bunch of puddings and sweet things, sticky toffee pudding, apple pie, mince pie, hot cross buns, etc., but I don’t have a sweet tooth

    Depending on where you get said foodstuffs it can be everywhere from grim inedible sadness to glorious sublime perfection.

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      Fun fact: ‘fish and chips’ was introduced to England by a Jewish migrant, same as pastrami for the USA. And shepherd’s pie is British, but it’s unclear whether it was northern England or Scotland.

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        Something-something ‘cottage pie’ is usually what’s referred to when people refer to ‘shepard’s pie.’

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    Visited Scotland

    Walked into a little mom-n-pop fast restaurant

    Wondered wtf is a “deep fried pizza”, ordered one.

    Dude took a “frozen” pizza out of the fridge

    Dude folded it in half and stuck it in an oil deep fry.

    OMFG never tasted such sweet sin… crispy flakey crust on the outside, melty cheesy inside

    Totally worth the 10 million calories and arterial hardening

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        Oh, this isn’t ‘rando’. Chippies in Scotland will deep fry any fucking thing. Pizza? Standard. Mars bar? Of course! In some chippies you can even take something you’ve bought somewhere else and ask if they’ll batter and fry the fucker for you and they’ll say yes.

        Whenever I get home to Scotland, my personal supper of choice is the haggis supper - a sausage of haggis meat, battered and deep fried, and served with beautifully fried chips, of course. The second night I’m home (especially if the wife isn’t with me) is a haddock supper. Fuckin’ grand.

        I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, but I’m told by those who do that the deep fried Bounty is just the wrong side of the acceptable line of deep fried sweet shit.