Keep it coming. If MAGA wants to kill themselves then let them
And then they become incubators for new zoonotic diseases and kickoff the next global pandemic. What could possibly go wrong.
Don’t worry, we too dumb to die! Yeehaw! Y’all got anymore them ivermectins?
I dunno what list I got on but did you guys know diabetes is not a sugar problem? It’s caused by a parasite? /s
Diabeetus
That’s not what the data says.
My kid heard it enough that he believed. Hopefully he sees my answer of “any benefits will also be in whole milk but without the Oregon trail ending “you have died of dysentery”
And if they need help they can call me. I have suggestions.
This is horrible.
I really wish the government would release some kind of guidance or documentation on the safe processing and packaging of milk so this sort of thing could be prevented. Really a shame that nobody does anything here, these poor innocent people probably had no idea their milk might possibly be contaminated…
oh wait…
So I have this book from the dark ages that tells you how to do a bunch of old timey farm things. You’ll never guess what it says to do with raw milk: BOIL IT.
What’s the name of the book? It sounds cool.
Back to Basics. I find copies every now a then at used book stores and online - some cheap, others not so much. It gets reprinted from time to time so there are copies around with different covers. My copy is from the 80s and I think it’s also a reprint. There are also other books with the same title that cover wilderness and survival skills.
Edit: Found one
‘Book’? What is that?
Oh wait I heard about those, it’s a stack of cellulose pulp sheets with markings on them right?
I know some people say they are useful for something but I can’t imagine what, as nobody ever taught me how to read them.
Pass the milk?
it’s a stack of cellulose pulp sheets with markings on them right?
That was way too literate for the tone you intended
I live in Wisconsin. I was hanging out with my dairy farmer friend and for some reason raw milk came up and I mentioned it could easily make you sick.
This guy got visibly upset I remember and began telling me how wrong I was and that he knew better since he was a dairy farmer. I didn’t press it but I knew that’s the entire reason we pasteurize it.
Fuck you Chris you idiot 😂
I’m a professional milk grader for the dairy industry. It’s my job to judge the milk safe for transport to facilities for processing. It’s my job to literally go onto dairy farms, test and grade the milk, and pick it up.
We drink raw milk in our house because of it. The dairy farms all drink their own. I do so because I know it’s safe for consumption at the farm. I would never recommend anyone just drink or consume raw milk. I would never in my life buy it from a store. I drink it because I know it’s safe, and it’s my job to make sure it’s safe.
Once again though, do not recommend drinking raw milk.
Edit: For the record I’m also Canadian. Our standards for dairy farms and milk testing are astronomical compared to the USA. There’s a reason Canada bans US milk in stores.
Edit: For the record I’m also Canadian. Our standards for dairy farms and milk testing are astronomical compared to the USA. There’s a reason Canada bans US milk in stores.
That reason being Canada wants to maintain its own dairy industry.
It’s my job to literally go onto dairy farms, test and grade the milk, and pick it up.
Since we have you here, what are the main values you measure? Or if “main” is too vague, can you tell us what are the ones on which batches of milk fail most often? I’m just curious about how that all works
So I go into the dairy farms. I test visually, smell the milk, and taste the milk. I’m looking for anything that doesn’t really taste like milk. Usually caused by over agitation, or the cow’s feed changing the flavour of the milk. I take samples for testing at the dairy and also for fat content for the farmers. And I measure the volume of the tank.
Keep in mind I have a college diploma for this.
I’ve only rejected a handful of tanks in my career, the majority of them equipment failures. Like the agitator disconnecting from the motor so the milk doesn’t move around in the tank, or the milk was too warm for pickup (Farmers have one hour after final milking to get the tank before 4C). I also work with the provincial dairy inspectors on things like farm improvements, or changes I think should be made to equipment or how something may be set up.
The only thing I don’t test for is bacteria because we need specialized equipment for that which we can’t do in the field. But that is always tested when delivering to the dairies before we get the thumbs up to unload it for processing.
If I fuck something up along the way and it turns out to be my fault, I could cost the company between $30-40,000 per trailer. So I need to be 100% sure before I put a milk tank onto my trailer.
Dude this is super interesting and thank you for the time and effort it takes to put all this into a Lemmy comment.
Can I ask: why isn’t it possible to transport lab equipment to conduct bacteriological tests on site? I worked for an ag tech firm and closely with our biologists. Is it because it takes time to culture on an agar plate?
Is it safe to drink fresh milk because bacteria haven’t had time to replicate?
Are there conditions that would mean the milk is unsafe straight out of the udder, maybe in a way that isn’t detectable by flavour?
Why and in what regard do U.S. regulatory standards differ from Canada?
Do you think that widespread antibiotic use in ag will breed superbugs? Is this avoidable somehow?
And finally, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cheers!
Sorry for the late reply. Wanted to wait til I got home to answer these as it’s easier on PC. Fun part of my job though is most of my time is spent scrolling Lemmy.
Can I ask: why isn’t it possible to transport lab equipment to conduct bacteriological tests on site? I worked for an ag tech firm and closely with our biologists. Is it because it takes time to culture on an agar plate?
So at the plant they need to be calibrated every morning. That required spoiled milk to actually give a positive result in testing. So that would require us as drivers to always have spoiled milk on us at all times. They also take a while to test, up to around 5 minutes with the strip dipping into the milk and into the machine. We sometimes only have access to a 240V plug for our trailer pumps, so finding an outlet and a stable level surface can sometimes be impossible. One of the runs I do is 9 farms. Doing that 9 times would take forever.
Is it safe to drink fresh milk because bacteria haven’t had time to replicate?
Nope. Bacteria just exists. The level of it matters whether the plant rejects it or accepts it. Sometimes we’ll get calls from farmers saying their samples from last week had seen increased bacteria levels (Still safe for production) and if there is something we can do about it. Nope. It could be anything from the milking equipment not getting washed well enough, not enough iodine on the cow’s teats before milking, something collecting in the pipes, or the wash of the bulk tank not hot enough. There are a dozen reasons a farmer might see increased bacteria.
But if the milk is delivered into the tank right after milking and begins to cool immediately, it limits the replication by a remarkable amount. It’s also why we have farm priority when we arrive on site and other vehicles are required by law to move for us, because time does matter.
Are there conditions that would mean the milk is unsafe straight out of the udder, maybe in a way that isn’t detectable by flavour?
Yup, and it’s always not seen by the farmer which is where we come in. I had a farm a few years ago that when I opened the tank and inspected it, there was a hint of pink in the milk. That would be linked to blood in the utter of a cow. While sometimes things just happen and the cow herself is likely perfectly okay, that would obviously be a rejection before I even open the back of my trailer.
Why and in what regard do U.S. regulatory standards differ from Canada?
While I don’t have all the details, we prohibit antibiotics in cows. Farms can and do treat cows for being sick all the time, but they need to be removed from the main herd and milked after the main run is complete. Antibiotics is the main reason for a rejection for a trailer at a plant. We also have specifics when it comes to grain feeding, but most farmers in my province just feed hay and silage from their own farms every year. Basically, we don’t allow any form of drugs to be given to a cow and then milked into the main supply. If a cow is sick they must be milked afterwards and that milk is dumped until a certain amount of time since last medication.
Among other laws. Our regulations over dairy is stupid strict.
Do you think that widespread antibiotic use in ag will breed superbugs? Is this avoidable somehow?
It’s already happening in some places that I know of, but I don’t know enough about it to answer properly.
And finally, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European? Regardless of your answer, the answer is 42.
Thank you so much for responding to my many questions!
Fascinating. A unique perspective I would never get otherwise.
Interesting that you have priority by law, and that prophylactic antibiotics are not used (good!)
42 is correct.
Hello fellow Wisconsinite
Madison represent!
They should have immediately flown in RFK Jr to sample all the milk.

It’s their right as Americans to drink the milk with shit in it
And they owned the libs bigly.
Lol, lmao, even lmfao. Darwin coming back with malice.
Back in my day we used to boil the milk for safety.
Oh wait … they still do that.
You’re not a true Patriot if your milk is pasteurized. What are you, some kind of blue haired, gender-confused libtard? Only bitches and minorities drink pasteurized milk.
Is what I would say if I wanted as many fascists to drink raw milk as possible
Hilarious, aside from the children that I’m sure got sick
Yeah it’s not the kids fault but at the same time they will likely grow up ignorant and MAGA.
Given enough circumstances like these, the kids will have no choice but to reject them or die.
The key for the Republican party is to find that fine line where you give someone enough brain damage to support their policies, but not so much that they die.
Turns out it’s not a very fine line.
Brain damage is like scratching someone’s face out of a picture. Break just the right part and you have someone perfectly capable of doing math but has 0 empathy. Edit: not to mean that scratching someone’s face out of a picture = you have no empathy.
Case in point, masters in Mathematics that I work with. I have a sneaking suspicion that he was exposed to copious amounts of lead as a child, oh also he has a large cyst on his forehead. I wouldn’t mention it, except he has repeatedly pointed out that that is the exact point where he would slam his skull into other football players. To the point of wearing down the padding inside the helmet.
Now, am I saying his brain is leaking into the cyst? I don’t know, but he voted for Trump and gets paid more than me — so you be the judge.
Some of them won’t get to grow up
LET’S GO DARWIN
So the average IQ is going up… I see that as a win.
I’m beginning to think that these numbskulls are drinking it directly from the fucking can.
I think they are drinking the steer milk
Out of force of habit.
Waiting for leprosy and bubonic plague to make a big comeback.
they would have manhandle some armadillos and prairie dogs.
These people are so stupid and if they were not endangering children I could be content to watch them keep trying to kill themselves.
They’re endangering all of us.
And by all of us I mean the entire fucking planet because, unfortunately, what America does affects everyone.










