Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
The rich
Best meal.
I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it’s in My belly
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit…
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
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Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it’s just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Can you eat anyone’s debt? You could just stand out on front of any American hospital and be set for life. Might have to watch your weight though.
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
We’d have a Dyson sphere in 6-8 months.
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
How’d you know she was hungry?
If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that’d count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian’s silicone butt cheeks ^___^
this is my answer too!!
OP said inedible
Liquid hot magma
The word on the card is “Lava” but we will accept the answer.
Notl it bloody well isnt.
Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.
Wheres the damn sharks?
Sorry. We have seabass.
They are mutated seabass.
The correct answer
I eat a nickel
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
Human selfishness.
Fiberglass insulation, please!
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?
You’d barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
I’ve had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I’m weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
“Where shall we have dinner?”
“Lets eat up the road”
“No thanks, I don’t like asphalt”
Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.
You know what they say about that? It’s your own asphalt.
You might be interested in this drink.
