I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
What about twizzlers?
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Swlf cleaning??? Bro don’t tell me you can’t smell the fish
Are you 12?
Well it’s clear that you don’t have much experience being up close to vaginas.
Oh come the fuck on.
I’ve only noticed a fish adjacent smell one time out of a dozen or so women, and even then, it was temporary and her body fixed whatever imbalance was going on pretty quickly.
So, yeah. They self clean just fine.
It’s usually caused by an infection
A super fishy smell, sure. Vaginas all smell different though, and most smell different depending on biochemistry changes throughout the days. As long as it’s not foul smelling and there aren’t any odd changes in discharge, it’s not really something to fuss about.
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
I really hope you’re kidding here
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Not particularly. You just need to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Multiple orgasms.
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
There’s someone for you out there, keep looking
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
Easier to sell pictures of it.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it’s unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
It also helps that a rather large proportion of American men are circumcized. You can blame John Kellogg (yes, the guy that invented bran and had a company named after him) for that
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Your foreskin frightens me.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
In that case, bigger pocket
But if ya keep the camera rolling.
I don’t like the sound of that
It doesn’t have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
Ehhh that can definitely happen if a woman has larger labia.
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lol it’s not odd for some women to have longer labia. Sometimes one sits weird and can crush their genitalia regardless of which ones they have.
Big dick, tiny balls
I enjoy being in a female body so much! Don’t think penis any more ridiculous looking than lady parts, so no advantage there. But we are the original design for a human, and I can always know my kids are mine. Can’t imagine guys feel as much getting off as we do, think advantage goes to the vagina on that. Though it’s more a package deal than strictly vagina related. Suppose it might be easier to smuggle drugs with more places to hide them.
Should probably create an alt for this answer but fuck it. Threesomes are also much better as a vagina owner. Unless it’s with 2 guys who are bi, every other sort of arrangement the advantage goes to the woman or women.
You know, I thought that we were at the point in society where we do not make assumptions about anyone’s body parts. That door swings both ways you know.
I can smuggle SO MUCH DRUGS in my ass. You don’t even know. Even if y’all got a second spot for 'em I promise nobody is going near my nasty ass. There could be a 1lb diamond up there, they’d just wave me by.
I think i’m trans, but I’d love to have a vagina just for the orgasm. The vagina obviously has it’s issues, but I can’t even imagine how good it would be to cum (+multiple times) and the sensation is probably way better than just ejaculation.
You get the orgasm when you are on E. Your orgasm will be like ten times better and you will be able to get multiple, pair that with a prostate orgasm and its out of this world amazing.
Doesn’t hurt as much when it gets hit by something.
Aside from everything already stated … pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity
A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement
Yeah see possibility of human child is another bad attribute of something to have. Women have to live their entire life in fear if unwanted human DNA tumors which will hurt and be disgusting
Well now we’re talking about the uterus, which has all sorts of other unfun side effects, including (at minumum) monthly nonstop days-long gut punches
