I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
    - the pez thing
    - let them suck it out
    - cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
    - empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
    - special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
    - a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
    - let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
    - one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
    - I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
    . . .

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      • I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there

      Now I know where those were coming from