GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days agoWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?message-squaremessage-square357linkfedilinkarrow-up1384arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1364arrow-down1message-squareWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square357linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·8 days ago“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoScrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·8 days agoIf you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably. /s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoBut what if I do hate everyone?
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoYou are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoThen you’re a misanthrope! You turn into a Miss every full moon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoThis may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
I’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
But what if I do hate everyone?
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.