You’re allowed anything on the planet

No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Salad with cheddar cheese boiled eggs & tomato/oil/vinegar dressing, cut mirchi, beef & mushroom stroganoff, a bunch of apples, and some coffee and buttered cinnamon toast.

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    Paradox: Request to eat the brain stem of the person who will deliver the killing blow / throw the switch / administer the injection / etc.

    If you are then killed by their replacement, then you weren’t given what you asked for, contradicting rule 1. If you succeed, rule 2 has been contradicted.

    But seriously. It’s hard to choose. There was this one pub I visited (with parent) as a child that made the most delicious, dare I say, succulent, miniature pasties. I think I’d like to gorge on those.

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    Diet Pepsi and Mentos. Cabbage and baking soda.

    I want my dead body to explode and spread foul smelling shit all over the place.

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    11 hours ago

    Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.

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    1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.

    Leftovers are to go to my family.

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    13 hours ago

    A kilo of dried magic mushrooms and a fat bag of mdma. I’m going to be glowing with transcendental joy and tripping the light fantastic. Hopefully I’d get the chair, can you imagine how good electricity would feel in that state?