What do you do in bed that drives your partners crazy?
Can we not turn into reddit please? Just fucking talk to your partner
I’m fine with it. Asking questions is a good way to get ideas you may have never thought of yourself.
No, there is a simple answer for sex and relationships out there. There’s gotta be. I JUST NEED TO FIND IT. LOUD NOISES.
Do the dishes and other chores. If she’s not relaxed and thinking of all the other shit in her life that she has to do shortly after she won’t enjoy it
Never had sex in my life tho so idk
You’re not wrong though
Right as they’re about to climax, I do my Donald Duck impression.
speak eloquently about the existential threat of climate change,.
*boing* Go on…
“after me and the missus do it, I wipe my dick on the curtains, and she hits the roof”
I touch the parts they enjoy and listen to their response for how the touching should be. 9/10 success rate
I like to rip one out that lifts the bed clothes
Two minutes of wild missionary then BOOM!..Johnny Carson. /s
I like to turn on Johnny to set the mood, actually.

First put the beads in… Then
I’ve always wanted to rip them out like I’m starting a lawnmower.
You gotta keep up 88 thrusts per minute for at least 2 minutes, then roll over and fall asleep.
Yes, women too.Doing this generates 1.21 jizzywatts.
Great Scock!
My favorite, (and theirs :3) is combining toys and body. Whether it be a vibrator and your hand or a vibrator and penetration, that double combo makes for some intense times.
just tell her what a good girl she is.
Well communication and asking what they prefer listening to their responses etc BUT getting good with my mouth has gotten me amazing reactions and awe whether it is a dick or a tit I am sucking on.
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Don’t forget to use your thumb, too.
First put the beads in then… Let 'ER RIP!






