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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    19 hours ago

    Unironically, something like “Don’t forget to fear God and keep his commandments!”. I mean, we’d have full confirmation of a creator intelligence if we had loading screens, lol.

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  • mech@feddit.org
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    “Exercise drains your energy for a short time, but no exercise will reduce your max energy permanently.”

  • Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.ccOP
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    “Don’t give up on a run before it’s over.”

  • northernlights@lemmy.today
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    “Money can be exchanged for goods and services”

  • Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.ccOP
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    Not Recommended

    Pay 2 win dogshit.

    • renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net
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      Graphics are really good though.

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    Humans have evolved to cooperate. Focusing on the well being of your group will benefit you more in the long term, than only looking out for yourself.

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      But if everyone else is looking out for the well being of your group, you can get ahead by only looking out for yourself!

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        This only works if the group size exceeds the Dunbar number. Below that, you will quickly be kicked out.

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        Then you will likely be faced with rejection by the group

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          Wouldn’t that be nice.

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    TIP: They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. It is what it is.

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    Carrots will not grant you the ability to see in the dark, but have many other benefits. Remember to stock up on carrots when able.

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      “Be careful: Eating too many carrots will make you look like donald trump.”

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    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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    Don’t underestimate the value of a good night’s sleep

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      • Please maintain 8 hours of sleep every night to help reduce server lag
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    Do not trust your admins or moderators

    (politicians and cops)

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    “Use unfiltered honesty sparingly. Deceit can be leveraged to your advantage in most social situations.”

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    You don’t need the approval of someone just because they have an opinion.

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