Lamb tagine.
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I have no one visiting me
As a one size fits all kinda thing: sourdough bread, that takes me like 24 hours from start to finish, with incubating over night in the fridge.
Other than that, it depends. We already cook good for ourselves regularly, no need to wait for there to be guests. So we cook just regular food, whatever we think our guests might enjoy.
Spaghetti. Boiling water is the most advanced cooking thing I care to learn.
Either steak or salmon but depends on the guest like others have mentioned. I usually also enjoy putting my own spin on the recipe, like adding a spice or making it more citrusy etc
That primarily depends on the guest. There is no one size fits all dish.
What i can do to impress is that I ask the guest to name three ingredients, and I cook something using those.
It’s not the dish that impresses, but the preparation.
One year, my family and I were at my middle brother’s house for a summer time visit. He had a party and grilled chicken. My brother never really learned how to cook and it showed. People barely touched it and there was a ton of it left over.
Fast forward another year and he wants to do the same thing. I offer to cook so he can attend to other more important party affairs. The only thing I did differently was I started with fresh good quality chicken and not mass frozen bagged stuff from Tyson. I also brought my instant read thermometer. Otherwise it was just salt and pepper on the chicken, although I used a ton more than he did.
Same number of people, same amount of chicken… There were NO left overs. I also made my cubed potatoes, those were gone too.
It was all technique. I used virtually the same ingredients he had the year prior.
It depends on if I like the guest or secretly wish they were dead. if it’s the former I order takeout. if it’s the latter… I cook.
now baking on the other hand… I always bake from scratch. and never give my cookies to people I hate.
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i buy milk, flour and vitamins and boil them down to little energy balls
I can cook for myself alright, but I don’t impress people with my culinary skills. I’m not a fan of cooking.
When I need to save face because there are guests, (rarely happens but it does) I do pan fried salmon and steamed vegetables. It’s very difficult to get it wrong. It’s easy to season. Looks presentable. I learned to cook the salmon from a short Gordon Ramsay video that you can find on YouTube. Practically foolproof
Spanikopita
Albany style steamed hams usually do well
Oh, I love having those with the Aurora Borealis.
Lasagna. It takes a while to do the Bolognese so everyone gets impressed but the dish is so easy to actually make. Plus it’s delicious
I just made it for the first time this week, plus dairy free. After giving my daughter maybes when she’d ask because I thought it would be harder.
I used premade pasta and sauce though, which made it even easier. Browned some ground meat, set it aside to saute some celery, onions, and carrots for a bit, then re-added the meat, then the sauce, simmered for a bit, then built the lasagna layers. Normally I’m not a fan of that dairy free cheese, but it turned out pretty good overall.
Mine’s been basically dairy free for a while. My wife is allergic to cow dairy so I use a bechamel made with oat milk. I do sprinkle in some pecorino but I bet I could get the exact same salty umami notes with msg or something.
Glad you finally embraced the lasagna. Keep layering
Best part is tonight we can have leftovers. As much as I love cooking, I also love not cooking.
But I just remembered I took some stewing beef out of the freezer the other day, so I should probably use that.
I legitimately think the best lasagna is leftover lasagna. Throw in in the oven for a little while, maybe under the broiler for a bit, and I think it’s better than fresh.








