The guy with the MAGA hat? Yeah, he’s the head of Antifa!!!

gasp No!!!

And if you have houseplants, is your house then an indoor greenhouse?

Palantir.

I’ve been doing most of those since I was in primary school.

Didn’t he have a whinge about military generals not laughing and applauding him during a speech?

Oh! What luck!

Not many do, I’d imagine.

And what do we say every time someone catches measels?

“Thanks, RFK Jr, you fucking arsehole!”

Hippos. In Fantasia, they’re delicate ballet-dancing animals. In reality, they’re ravenous maws, obliterating everything they become aware of.