Troubleshooters in section 53673£GN/5 immediately eliminate Troubleshooter Zagam, they are displaying suspiciously high levels of loyalty.
Their repaired clone has been released to take their place, and will seamlessly fit into your team. Do NOT eliminate Clone Zagam #4. You MUST eliminate Clone Zagam #3. You can tell the difference because &-664;:#$+?!///;&":-. Isn’t it fun being a troubleshooter?

Transmission terminated.

Congratulations troubleshooter!

You have been chosen to fulfill a very important role: today you will fill a bloody shirt for propaganda!

No need to thank me, the Computer loves you very much.

Lol Bill Gates is worrying about what Russian girl he’s going to rape next, he doesn’t give a shit about Microsoft.

He’s got a daughter who plays sports I think.

Imagine if he’d been one of the state of the union guests.

Also it could be painful or dangerous for her depending on what other meds she is taking / drinks wine / etc.

Seriously, ain’t nobody torrenting terabytes of porn at work without approval.

The shit about trying to secretly dose his wife without telling her, what the fuck dude.

If that’s actually a picture of Yue, I have bunions older than her. How is someone with that little experience in charge of this shit?