Billegh

In true billionaire style, I paid someone else to do it and then took credit since it was my money that made it possible.

Dunno, could be evolution. Creatures with loading screens would likely be more suited to survival if the tips are actually useful.

Might be a minute. The brain damage that lets them think they’ve “earned” those billions kinda hides the work of others. Especially the poors.

No, you fight like a cow.