minus-squareReverendIrreverence@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would you like to say to the Aliens if/when President Donald Trump invites them up onto the stage during a press conference?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·10 hours agoThis human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves linkfedilink
minus-squareReverendIrreverence@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselveslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days ago linkfedilink
This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves