A glycol-based antifreeze would do. Like the liquid that plow trucks spray along with the salt when it gets extra cold.

Urine for a bad time.

They missed the key word “my” in the beginning there lol

You forgot to tell it that it’s not a quantum car wash.

Amazon is always smirking at you.

What do you think teleporters do? They don’t physically move your body - they dismantle it and reconstruct a copy at the destination. The middle step is the moving of information. Transportation like in Star Trek is basically magic - The Fly is more accurate., and the fact that it failed to differentiate between the two organisms is a demonstration of a horrendous flaw in the technology. Although realistically he would have come out the other side as a gooey heap, because his DNA would have also been scrambled with the DNA of every microbe on his skin, his entire gut biome, and even the his eyelash worms - look it up.

Seriously, a person is a disgusting ecosystem just filled with all kinds of crazy shit. And that’s not even accounting for the cells in you with random-ass mutations from DNA transcription errors.

The only way for it to actually work world be to analyze the location and connections of every atom in the scanning area and then send that information to a machine that rebuild the scanning area exactly the same. And if you don’t destroy the original, you didn’t transport anything - you copy it.

“only the best people”

AI: how may I assist you?

Me: transfer me to a human and then delete yourself.

90% accuracy is the difference between arriving safely at your destination and arriving as a headless corpse.

Just vibe code the AI. I’m sure it’ll work perfectly.

Agreed. They’d have to hit a vital spot.

Oh you found her? If she’s alive tell her I don’t care as and if she’s dead then just get professional help because bruh.

Did they disentangle their superpositions? I know I hate it when that happens to me.

That’s why mine is a physical book.

Two words: malignant narcissist.

Goddammit, who the hell let RFK Jr. in here?