I like this one. If you are flexible/ athletically inclined, just climb all over it, drag your stuff across it, stomp over the roof or the hood real hard, maybe take a moment and stamp the water or mud off your boots, etc.

Sorry, just thought the car was part of the crosswalk. You didn’t actually intend to park there, did you? It’s a crosswalk. People are going to walk there, of course. Why would you park there, it’s illegal! This is on you.