For those with a more sophisticated palate who prefer a “cooler” ranch:
For the innovative and bold God tier elites, sent to walk among mortals to help steer humanity towards greatness, who prefer their cool ranch also be hot:
But then again, I used to love Thousand Island dressing as well, and now hate it just as much. I think that happened at some point in my fifth decade.
But blue cheese and ranch… disgusting.
About the only mass-produced dressings I can stand these days are a few fruity and quite sharp/acidic vinegarettes, Greek, and Cæsar dressing; specifically Reneé’s. Even other brands of Cæsar dressings are… inadequate.
Everybody likes ranch, and if you say you don’t, you’re lying to try and seem fancy.
I wouldn’t know: never tried it. Not even sure what’s in it. Now I’m curious.
It’s complicated.
In its simplest and most deconstructed form:
For those with a more sophisticated palate who prefer a “cooler” ranch:
For the innovative and bold God tier elites, sent to walk among mortals to help steer humanity towards greatness, who prefer their cool ranch also be hot:
I hate it. Fight me.
Agreed. It’s fucking disgusting.
But then again, I used to love Thousand Island dressing as well, and now hate it just as much. I think that happened at some point in my fifth decade.
But blue cheese and ranch… disgusting.
About the only mass-produced dressings I can stand these days are a few fruity and quite sharp/acidic vinegarettes, Greek, and Cæsar dressing; specifically Reneé’s. Even other brands of Cæsar dressings are… inadequate.
I bet you animals don’t even drink salad dressing straight from the bottle smh
Ohh la dee da your majesty.