I don’t understand how this happened. How is the kid growing up who wasn’t allowed to watch The Simpsons or Seinfeld now considered manly? Look at dweebs like Mike Johnson and Elon Musk. How the hell is conservatism considered masculine? Conservatives seem like the biggest bunch of whiny dorks on the planet.
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
Mike Johnson? James Michael Johnson? Speaker of the House? Who, in the history of Earth, has ever called Mike Johnson, tough, cool, masculine, or manly without the word “not” or “not even close to?” He and his son don’t count.