My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?


Yeah, all the veggies, chick peas, and lentils really help. Now that I can’t afford meat, pooping is a breeze.