Edit: Context behind this question is because my parents always tell me to shut the windows all the way and I kinda feel like I’m suffocating… literally… (it’s Winter here)
Like I just struggle to breathe with windows closed…
So I’m just curious, how do y’all not suffocate while trying to keep house warm and spend less on heating?
Joke:
“How did the Russian dissident survive the assassination attempt?”
“He went to an Apple Store”
(Sorry if this joke is dumb lol)
I’m sorry, I don’t get it. I feel dumb lol.
Russian dissidents often “mysteriously” “fall out of a window” and its commonly speculated that the FSB shoved them out of the window.
The joke is that an “Apple Store” wouldn’t have any “Windows” because they only have Macs so the FSB couldn’t shove them out of a window.
(yes I know they have VX and Polonium, but then that ruins the joke)
Ohhhhhhh. I should have gotten that. That’s pretty funny. Thank you! Unfortunately for Mr. Putin I am a Linux user.