I’m turning 18 tomorrow and I feel like time has flown by so fast. My parents are throwing me a huge party, my dad’s idea, of course, and it’s nonnegotiable because he wants his business partners and rich friends to show up with gifts. If you’ve seen my previous posts, you already know my dad has a bit of a greedy streak, lol.


Strip Club, fist fights, bad booze, gas station cigars, I understand how I got there and why I thought it was epic, but I like my birthdays better nowadays