Tanis Nikana

I’m banned from Idaho, Kansas, Florida, and Texas.

I’m illegal in seventy-two countries.

I’ve hurt no one.

That kills people.

I mean, props to ICE for not just shooting the kid without warning, that elevates them to way under rock bottom.

Has ICE ever thought about talking to the kid, or maybe even not being there at all, or maybe even going back to the ICE facility and shooting every officer agent they see and then committing suicide?

Couldn’t they have left a suicide note detailing the crimes of the rest of the administration?

Couldn’t they have been tried and sentenced?

Couldn’t they have not gone at all?

Surprise! It’s arson!

Human summary-summary:

Snowplow is cool, fuck ICE.

Surely this will give us healthcare and make groceries cheaper!

I’m gonna go request Tuesday off right now, fuck this shit.

STDs can be treated by being honest with a doctor. However, that doctor may test you for red-green colorblindness by using a series of flags.

With the unlubed, thorny, gritty, legendary dildo of consequences!

Until, you know, you went outside.