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23 hours agoWhat an odd thing to do


What an odd thing to do


Except of course in one country…


If you get that feeling where you need to sneeze but it’s not quite enough for a full sneeze, say the word grapefruit. 60% of the time it works every time
The random capitalization just kills me, and the word substitutions… Like it will display the correct word and then just as I’m hitting the send button swap it out with something wildly offensive