this could honestly be from the onion

even if its not a corpo my point still stands. not using ai should not be a feature. it should just be a given. dont celebrate companies for not using ai, scrutinize companies using ai

“Corporation realises people are too mad at super evil capitalism, switches its model to nicer capitalism instead”

does it have an unlocked bootloader? if it does, it doesnt even seem like a bad deal

“Kill burner phones” makes it sound like the only people who don’t want to sign up for their phone plan using their id are criminals