Year of the Linux desktop inbound.

I delivered my own child. Wife went for a snooze and somehow woke up deep in labour. No way we were going to make the hospital. Young and very nervous sounding lad talked me through it on the phone. I was glad it wasn’t my first time experiencing the birthing process because that took a lot of stress out of it.

There were no complications and it all went smoothly. She’s 16 now.

At the time I was mod of a parenting community that nearly lost it’s shit hahaha.

The fire brigade arrived about two minutes after the baby.

On the very same day my son’s best friend’s parents had to deliver their baby on the side of the road because they didn’t make the hospital!

That sounds like a really great school.

“Hey Vasquez… Have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

“No. Have you?”

Top ten movie zinger for me. Delivered perfectly. Loved her character so much.