[drunkenly crashes his car into a home]

“Oh, oh shit, oh guys this open room concept is really elevating this living room into a welcoming space for the entire family”

You guys gotta stop talking like that or I’m going to bing.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

It’s horrible. We already had that stuff figured out. Wiki pages and forums to make information accessible even after 20 minutes have passed. Fuck that development and everyone that was/is pushing for that.