I knew an older guy that would always tell me, “Be good. If you can’t be good be careful”. He also phrased the OP statement as, “One crime at a time”.

Oat milk is made by blending/soaking oats in water and then straining off the liquid. It brings creamy richness to coffee. It also works well steamed which is good for lattes and other espresso based drinks.

This was specific to calculus homework but it has turned out to be very good advice, “when you don’t know what to do, do something”. Often decisions can be paralyzing or problems can feel insurmountable but doing nothing is a choice. Very rarely is it the best one.

Can you just put casters on your coffee table? You’d need something that either has a really heavy base or has a really large footprint (or both) to keep something like that from tipping over. So, why not the coffee table? If you are OK with something a little janky then I think putting wheels on an existing desk/table and mounting a cheap stand to it would be doable for pretty cheap. You could also easily add weights to a lower shelf of a coffee table for stability.

I don’t know that the base of an office chair would ever really be stable - you need some weight down as low as possible. If you don’t want the whole coffee table on wheels then maybe start with a furniture dolly. Mount your post to that with a flange (this needs to be beefy so the post can’t wobble at all or it will come apart) and then figure out the desktop/monitors. Add weight to the dolly however you can. This sounds generally unstable and likely to wobble apart but could maybe be made to work. Definitely wouldn’t make it any taller than absolutely necessary though.

If you want a custom piece of furniture that isn’t janky you will need some wood/metal working skills and tools. If you don’t have that already then honestly, 1k is probably cheaper than making your own… I tend go overboard but heavy duty casters (50-100) + steel base out of 1/2 in plate or something (idk, but probably measured in hundreds of dollars to have made) + steel post (50) + wood for a desktop (50 or higher, you could spend WAY more here depending on what you want) + monitor stands (50-100) + finishes (paint, stains, powder coating, 20 or way higher depending) + hardware (how does everything connect together, hugely variable depending on if it’s custom made VS off the shelf parts). Obviously a VERY rough outline of costs but it adds up quickly.

Edit: Another idea, use a hand truck - the two wheeled red type. Just mount the monitors to that and put something really heavy on the bottom.

Prions. Misfolded proteins that manage to get into your brain and just wreck shit. I don’t handle anything that would be contaminated or anything but just the idea of this non-living thing that will just replicate and cause havok - horrifying.