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2 days agoIt’s time for your nap, Mr President.


It’s time for your nap, Mr President.


“We need a bailout or we’re going to have to lay off lots of people.”
“Alright, here’s a lot of taxpayer money.”
“Thanks for the cash. Oh, by the way, we’re laying off a lot of people.”
“Efficiency! It proves we were right to give you all that taxpayer money!”


“I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.” - one of the few times the Yam was honest.
Well, he got their vote. And he still doesn’t care about them.


I hope the cops are keeping an eye on him, because by the time he hits his college years he’s going to be trying to slip unidentified powders into women’s drinks at the bar.
No, bring it back and get the full refund, then walk into the store to buy the exact same thing (hopefully not one of the recalled) with the money you just got back.