lol, top notch joke

That would honestly be hilarious and rhetorically effective

Same; same

I would guess that his logic essentially amounts to “Obama is black and I don’t like him, so he’s in trouble, and I don’t really care what sort of trouble it is, only that I can somehow make it stick”

This… honestly seems like a fairly straightforward case of that guy being a dick, fucking around, and then immediately finding out. I imagine the conversation went something like

official: you were improperly sent some sensitive information; you are not in any trouble due to this, but we do need it back, and we need you to sign some documents that affirm that you have not made copies or further distributed the material.

guy: I can do that… for money.

official: …solicitation of bribes from a government official is, however, a crime, so you are now under arrest.

guy: wait no NO-

YouTube too, tbh. I’ve been getting absolute shitloads of ivermectin and conservative Christian and general right-leaning/pushing ads (including shit for fucking turning point USA) in the last year or so

The Andrew formerly known as Prince