Snare one, wrap it in some kind of faraday bag, then disassemble it and resell the parts. Or befriend it and play Frisbee together.

I just bought a new watch for $35. Haven’t worn a watch in nearly 20 years. I’m excited to know the time without looking at my phone!

The local library Archives.

Not being able to live multiple timelines. I.e. having to make choices between one thing and another.

I can’t prove he had sex with kids, I’m just saying it wouldn’t surprise me if he did.