Called my partner a gold digging whore (hilarious, considering she was earning 3x as much as I was at the time) and outright said I should marry the woman (daughter of a family friend) that they liked for me and keep my partner around as a side piece because “a real man knows how to make everyone happy”.

I don’t speak to them any more.

Dehydration.

I immediately ignore anything they have to say if they can’t do a lick of critical thinking of their own.