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4 months agoAliens have quarantined the solar system to prevent contamination of the universe by humanity. They are waiting for us to incinerate ourselves and keeping the other races safe until we finish the job.


Aliens have quarantined the solar system to prevent contamination of the universe by humanity. They are waiting for us to incinerate ourselves and keeping the other races safe until we finish the job.
How soon before stockholders sue over lost profits? Or google and Elongated Muskrat rush in to say “we will build skynet for you”.