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3 days agoFor Microslop to make something that doesn’t blow, they’d need to make a fan. (I’ve heard “doesn’t suck - vacuum cleaner” a zillion times, I hope mine’s more original.) (They really would make a fan that doesn’t blow and a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t suck, because nothing Microslop makes ever works.)
Linux may suck some of the time, but Winblows… well, blows, all the time.
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That tracks. But damn, do I ever think “wow this sucks” when I have to deal with Winblows.
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