I’m as straight as could be but fucking sign me up.

Shit sandwich or a giant douche. Take your pick.

Welcome to California suckers!

Actually I’m still paying nearly $5, but everyone is catching up.

I suspect we will continue outrunning them though.

Yeah but I’m saying only someone with the intelligence of an 11 year old would think that sounds cool.

Operation Epic Fury?

Seriously? Bit on the nose.

Speaking as a Californian I assure you none of us here believe a fucking thing that guy says he is a total douche nozzle.