I’m going to ask a stupider question. Why haven’t the parents killed him outright? It’s not the smart thing to do but I’ve seen some parents lose their everloving shit over much smaller stuff than this. It’s wild to me that he can do that and not get the hell beat out of him at the least.

My sex talk and cooking talk both came too late and were both variations of “you probably know as much as I do”.

I learned to cook the same way I learned to have sex. Trial and error, usually by myself, sometimes with a partner, and I read some publications about it that had plenty of pictures.