What no love for the mixtape? We have to go straight to CD?

True, true.

I’m blaming the French when English needs a reform. Much of the language is stolen French, with the diabolical inherent spelling traps, the other reason reform is required is the halting of the vowel change, which is why some words, though written the same, sound different - one example: though (tho) and bough (bau).

Can’t see it happening to be honest.

Good for you - seriously, are you single?