Trump:

Should Iran decide not to make a Deal, it may be necessary for the United States to use Diego Garcia, and the Airfield located in Fairford, in order to eradicate a potential attack by a highly unstable and dangerous Regime

Can someone please do that to us.

Please keep buying our jets bro

We spent $1 trillion to make them bro, we need these to work bro

We’ll iron out all he bugs, trust us bro

It’s the best jet ever made bro, it’s killed so many Palestinians and Iranians bro