Mister Neon

I upvote every owl picture I see.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

I ate a slice of $2.50 birthday cake. My life is really terrible right now.

Edit: birthday cake is cake with sprinkles baked into it. It’s not my birthday.

Today is Tuesday. Since when did the DMV have to do with anything involving parts? Don’t they only issue licences? You’re a weird bot aren’t you?

Oh you are right. This article is a mess. They didn’t even name the driver that killed the guy.

Oh this is crazier than I initially imagined. My first gut reaction was conspiracy. If it is then there’s some collateral damage.

A driver of a blue Ford intentionally ran over a Homeland Security Investigation special agent resulting in him being on the hood of the vehicle.

Fucking Christ I just want a fucking job. I’m going to be homeless because my dumbass fellow country men demanded a senile rapist to lead the country along with his cabal of mutant freaks. I fucking hate it here.

No. It’s not ethical. What the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t physically abuse children.

Coming from the USA this seems like an insane thing to do. And we’re fucking crazy.

Sleeper cell spam account.