My garden is far too small to be able to do archery in it sadly. Plus with a path behind it could result in killing someone. Maybe at a push I could manage a dart board somewhere.

We often joke about making our cat a scarf from all the fur he sheds

If you are willing to spin the yarn you could probably just get some wool from a farmer for very cheap/free. Its almost worthless.

Then I will start to make my own cordage from nettles. The worse these companies become, the more I will return to monke.

“everything you care about” - Time to change hobbies and care about things that don’t have RAM then.

train enthusiasts

Well then name a better method of transporting a massive number of people away from a stadium without just reinventing the train.