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Cake day: July 2nd, 2025

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  • Holy shit I almost took you seriosly. Then I read the part about how “them” created AIDS lmfaoooo

    And I thought I was a good shitposter. Whew. I am thoroughly outclassed.

    People villify nuclear weapons to ludicrous proportions, and that was kind of my whole point. Would you, as a thinking and feeling person, if given the choice, choose to be instantly annihilated by a nuclear bomb or live to be poisoned over decades? I’d choose to meet the sun, personally, but I’m always astounded how many people think the poison is somehow the lesser of these evils.







  • We had this kid who basically cosplayed as Johnny Cash every day. Black slacks, dark button up shirt, guitar like a security blanket, whole 9 yards.

    One day, he decides this isnt weird enough. He smuggles in a handle of vodka and jack Daniel’s in the trunk of his car. Goes out at lunch and domes the JD in less than 15 minutes. Goes back in and pretends it’s just business as usual. That lasts exactly until 5 minutes into the next class, which for him is PE.

    Cue projectile vomiting, incoherent moaning/screaming, and he shit his pants. Ambulance was called, then the parents, then the cops.

    Classic Dio.