Hahahaha, I wish they would filter out all the fucking spam. Then I would be happier about taxes. If they gonna be in there anyways.

Lentils and rice with spam.

The Grand Budapest Hotel. Whitest feeling movie I’ve seen.

Typical Red Zone sexual assault. The Red Zone is a term used by safety advocates, law enforcement, and universities to describe the timeframe between the start of the fall semester and Thanksgiving break. Statistically, more than 50% of all college sexual assaults occur during these first few months of the academic year. It’s so bad there is an official term. 😡

It would be funny if those magats could read the sign. Sign: You’re a bunch of morons, keep buying my steaming shit piles.

Cough syrup vomit in cough syrup? Yeaaaah, no. 🤢

Everyone I know drinks red bull. I’ve never tried it, it smells like cough syrup vomit. Please don’t ask me how I know, it was traumatic. I’ve watched a close friend crack one open first thing in the am, she looks so happy. Blurggggggh.

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