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9 hours agoThat low? Wow, I was thinking around 111.
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38·12 hours agoBREAKING NEWS:
This just in. The man who was shot by armed guards was actually not a man, or woman. But a 7 year old girl. Also the little girl wasn’t shot, but strangled…about 2 decades ago, by someone with tiny, tiny hands. Local police are wondering why there was orange make up all over the remains.
When asked for a comment a spokesman said, “the president is clueless…about everything”
Sniper rifles…
Now, obviously, I’m not mentioning sniper rifles for any other reason than to point out that they are rifles for sniping, and they are not to peel bananas with.
Or to stir your coffee with. They are just for shooting paper targets(😏😏) from afar. DO NOT STIR ANY BEVERAGES WITH A SNIPER RIFLES.
What a fucking toddler.
He’s such a baby that if the fat cunt could still ‘get it up’ he’d rape himself. CUNT.
Sink it. ‘Accidentally’, of course…
Unfair to Israel. They are also massacring women, the unarmed, the injured, the red cross etc etc. They are massacring or killing just about everybody. So please be fair to their efforts and not just limit them to children!!
The potassium in the banana would immediately combust once it mixes with all those hamberders.