Well there’s this one old rich white man at the top of the pyramid scheme and he benefits from everyone else’s detriment. So drive to the office we must!

Nevermind that he COULD sell the office building and make bank plus cutting all those immense operating costs and make all the employees love him and improve efficiency and morale and even make the shareholders giggle with glee as the profit to cost ratio jumps. Nah. What’s more important is that “This is how we’ve always done it.” so back to the mines you slobs.

He’s going to steal the Declaration of Inbeependence