G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!

That’s a good point, I guess.

Why are you so upset all of a sudden? Are you ok?

Oh, no way you just said that! No way, dude! I can’t believe you just said that!

You’re here. Is that not enough hope?

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

Brother, uncertainty has been looming since November when that orange anal fistula with a piss-yellow sod hairpiece pursed his soggy, wet, night-crawler, dick wrappers and convinced the tail end of dying generation that brown people are causing Joe Biden to make gas expensive.

Fists people. But in all seriousness, it looks like their favorite thing to do is be a dick to people on Lemmy.

Probably best they stay away from children.

I’m sorry, but every human being from every generation has suffered from fear for their children. The future is always unknown. There’s always been a looming future doom. The future of the climate is unprecedented, but so was the advent of the nuclear bomb. So was the advent of the trebuchet. So was the advent of steel.

The only certainty about the future is uncertainty. While absolutely terrifying, my view on it was even though it’s scary, I’ll give it a shot.

I do fear for my children’s future, but so has every human who ever had children. I enjoy the here and now and carry the hope that masses truly care for each other and always will.

I may take long breaks, but I’ve never fully given up on a hobby.

I’m going as the ghost of airlines past.

Goodbyes are free, but apologies cost $39 and are payable at the gate.

What an odd thing to say.

The future changes slightly once they arrive, so they don’t know exactly what to expect. Dude, do you even know anything about time travel?

I’m sure people have said similar things about inventions in the past that now shape our everyday lives.

Time travelers are starting to come back now and more. The fixed point in time is coming.

My parents were shitty gift people. Always things like clothes I don’t want or gift certificates. Then I met my wife. She sucks at it too. She takes a trip to Target the day before and just buys junk that she thinks I would like.

I play Tears of the Kingdom a lot with my 8 year old. She loves it. We don’t allow her on YouTube without us, so she always forces me to watch TOTK funny videos. This year she got me a blanket with Link on it. I teared up a bit.

I get depressed on my birthday every year. Another year older, not much to show for it.My parents even forgot last year. But this little girl thought about something that she did with me and makes her happy and got it for me. I will cherish it forever.

Been hearing this shit for 10 years