

“America’s Team! GO COWBOYS!!! TONY ROMO BANGED MY WIFE!”
/s because honestly who the fuck really knows? My wife’s a cowboys fan so i always always throw shade. Fuck em.
Edit: Tony Romo did not bang my wife. I know that for 100%. Troy Aikman? I mean I’m pretty sure it didn’t happen.


Dude was hung and they got triggered. Simple as.