AGuyAcrossTheInternet

They’ve started collecting red flags like they were the Soviet Union. Welp, this is the last one I’ll watch them pick up, though.

Panic because I can’t decide what to do, so that I become practically paralyzed and then have a sudden genius idea that would take me a few months to do. I’d have that idea around the moment the asteroid enters the atmosphere.

Sometimes I wake up and feel like I’ve lost a few IQ points over night.

Clearly, I can’t be the only one.