You know what’s cool about bunkers? They have fresh air intakes.

You know what’s cool about me? I know how to use expanding foam insulation.

I told my now wife everything as it came up, I never hid anything from her. Also I had already cut ties to almost all of my family.

When people tell me " your parents raised you right" I respond with " no the family dogs did most of the raising, my parents served as a bad example"