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minus-squarepulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up197arrow-down1·2 days agoSix months of exposure. There is zero chance that the CISA systems have not been comprehensively breeched by every foreign adversary. Good thing Trump cut 1/4 of their workforce last year. It’s really paying dividends for Putin.
minus-squaremPony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agothat chain saw is not at the correct height
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoIt’s only…what, about half a metre too high ?
minus-squareIsoKiero@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoIt doesn’t seem to have kickback brake, so it kinda is. It just should be running on full speed and hit something on the tip.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agohis peepee already no worky.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down2·2 days agoAll going to plan, comrade
minus-squarehenfredemars@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoBreached? But we left the keys in the ignition and the door was wide open. We could have, you know, tried.
minus-squareflandish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoreminds me of when i lived in nashville and there had to be news bulletins reminding people to not leave firearms in their cars, as they were getting stolen.
minus-squareMajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoFor a moment, I chose to imagine the danger was that your unattended firearm would steal your unattended car.
minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agowe could not have done shit.
Six months of exposure.
There is zero chance that the CISA systems have not been comprehensively breeched by every foreign adversary.
Good thing Trump cut 1/4 of their workforce last year. It’s really paying dividends for Putin.
that chain saw is not at the correct height
It’s only…what, about half a metre too high ?
It doesn’t seem to have kickback brake, so it kinda is. It just should be running on full speed and hit something on the tip.
Bye Elon!
his peepee already no worky.
All going to plan, comrade
Breached? But we left the keys in the ignition and the door was wide open. We could have, you know, tried.
reminds me of when i lived in nashville and there had to be news bulletins reminding people to not leave firearms in their cars, as they were getting stolen.
For a moment, I chose to imagine the danger was that your unattended firearm would steal your unattended car.
that’s a new model s&w lol.
we could not have done shit.