• AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Basic necessities contingent upon obedience to the billionaires. Don’t like it? Tough shit. Take what we give you, and keep any complaints locked in that empty, non-rich hat rack you call a head. In fact, we mandate that you smile and thank us as we pass you by on the street, grateful that we have granted you the privilege of another day of living. But be mindful, we can revoke that privilege any time it so pleases us.

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      3 days ago

      mandate that you smile and thank us as we pass you by on the street,

      Tut! As if they would deign to tread upon soiled (shudders) commoner’s ground, or suffer the indignity of having such lowly eyes gaze upon them. Ugh! /s

      Reminds me of of a good joke:

      “My lord, the workers are revolting!

      “Well stop staring at them then!”