Iran has learned that the Strait of Hormuz is its strongest deterrent
Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz just hours after the first tankers managed to pass through.
The country’s joint military command said on Saturday that it’s “control of the Strait of Hormuz has returned to its previous state … under strict management and control of the armed forces.”
A military spokesperson accused the US of not meeting its obligations after Donald Trump refused to lift America’s own blockade of Iranian ports.
I only noticed now but this slob is being compared to the devil. And he constantly makes the shitiest deals. One would say he is obsessed with winning deals.
The actual devil would be better at this
But really, isn’t the Devil also a pretty shitty dealmaker? I mean, how much is a soul worth nowadays? Supply is running at an all-time high, quality is definitely going down.
The only thing that made his business viable was that it was a monopsony, with many potential sellers but only one buyer. But today’s market is much more competitive, with social networks and AI enabling a veritable marketplace that will suck your soul into the abyss little by little without so much as a contract written in your own blood.
The time of the Devil roaming the world at leisure, negotiating precious souls of saints, artists and great men is over. Those luxury, collector souls have no market now.